One Crappy President

So awhile ago my dad gets this thing that says 'DO NOT BEND! PRESIDENTIAL PHOTO ENCLOSED'
me and him laughed about it for awhile and without opening it threw it in a pile of mail.
A few days ago i found it in a stack in my room, almost bent in half, and laughed my head off, before opening it and laughing even more at bush's goofy ass smile. Then an idea came to me.
The basic idea was this:
Picture + Fine tip sharpie = comedy gold.
And here we have it. I put it in traditional art because the only part i did was draw on it.
The thing in the upper right corner is supposed to be a plane launcing a missile at them, but it sucks. ignore it.
Yarr! Laura's a heroin addict pirate!